Monday, May 21, 2007

Word On The Street


The Corner of King and Cordova.
When the light is red at this intersection you may proceed either right or left after a stop. A small sign near the light indicates this but many people do not see it (over half). There is lotsa honking.

"YOU HAVE AN ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEM GIRL " The car behind " NO, I HAVE A STUPID PERSON PROBLEM!"
"Hey Bro! Turn! Turn !Turn!"
"Hey Idiot! get that heap moving !

"Do you know where I can sell this American flag?"

Pedestrian to litterbug: "Don't trash our town a**hole! Take your garbage with you! Driver "Oh Yeah ! ( getting out of car)F**k You! I'll kick your ass!" Another pedestrian takes the trash and shoves it back into the car. He goes to the back and writes down the license plate numbers (another Floridian) Everybody disperses. Note : All of these people were over age 50

City official to artist vendor "We've had a complaint that your banner flapping in the wind is spooking the carriage horses" "Could you take it down?"

"Where can we find a bar that the tourists do not go to?" Response:, "Don't know! But it's probably not around here".

Artist explaining to police that his print rack was not blocking pedestrian traffic,"I do not mean to create a problem but....." "You do !" " Do what? "You mean to create a problem", says the cop.

"I do not know anything about art but I do like that Thomas Kinkaid guy. Do you like his work?" Response by street artist. "He's very popular."

A grubby looking guy "The food at the St. Francis House (soup kitchen) really sucked today! The other guy "Yeah, and they wouldn't give me seconds!"





2 comments:

  1. Karl's Friends22 May, 2007

    We saw Karl out there. Can you imagine the people acting like that on Sunday!?Be civil at all times.

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  2. Lol..
    I think the intersection ant Cathederal & Cordova IS WORSE!!! There is NO stop to the people on Cathederal, where it T-bones Cordova... You just roll left or right, and EVERYBODY wants to stop there!!!!!!!!

    Oh Yeah, and dont forget we live in the land where IGNORANCE is BLISS!

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